i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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