Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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