i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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