Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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