Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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