I need help removing her.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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