i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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