12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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