I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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