you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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