Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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