I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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