she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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