quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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