Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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