I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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