Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Just puked most of my soul out..
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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