Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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