We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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