Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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