I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
