I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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