I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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