I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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