dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
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If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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