I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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