Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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