I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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