PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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