I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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