Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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