well I can't set my house on fire every night
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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