Sry I called you an 8
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Dick very happy bro
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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