Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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