I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
im on a boat
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