he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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