im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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