This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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