I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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