Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
My vagina is officially offended.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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