No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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