I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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