how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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