i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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