You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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