So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
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Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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