"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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