So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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