Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
