omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Randomize
