ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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