Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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