so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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